[pabianice]

Mr. Carlin: "I think I'm overcoming my fear of wheat."

Bob Hartley: "That's good.

Mr. Carlin: "But I'm still skitish around oats."

Bob Hartley: "Yes, ah, oats can be a killer."

From The Bob Newhart Show

[Old Professer]

Bob Newhart on the Bob Newhart Show was Bob Newhart's alter-ego; Carlin was Bob newhart/Bob Newhart's alter-ego.

I liked Bob Newhart best when he was Sir Walter Raleigh trying to explain to the king the merits of the wonderful American Indian product called tobacco.