President Anyone?
The GOP is doing well,
The future looks bright and clear,
They’re not so sure at the DNC
As 2008 draws near.
Hillary is breathing hard,
Edwards is getting a “do.”
Kerry wants to try it again,
And Clark is saying “me too.”
Dean is pumping out hatred,
Daschle has built up his shoes;
Gore is nervously watching
To see how Hillary moves.
Anything is possible
As far as politics go,
But the chance of this crowd winning ‘08
Hangs between zero and no.
Demos oppose the war in Iraq,
And tried very hard to mislead.
Now they’re beginning to self-destruct,
Like a Roadside IED.