[Prodn2000]

Come on, you for sure are evading capture by the appropriate authorities. Please give yourself up, so that there will be no more slaughtering of the English language.

I hope that we can become FRiends. I have enjoyed our conversation.

[nopardons]

It would now appear ( from your last sentence ) that you are a masochist. Please go pay for a dominatrix; I am weary of giving what you so desire, away for free. ;^)