I forgot:
HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Ummm...how much will the ticket be?"
HOMELY FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Well, heck now, darlin...that ain't much of a choice now, is it? Your place or mine?" (Male driver adjusts hair in pickup truck rearview mirror...)
Oh...and:
GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 2:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? This is a trick, right? This is one of those hidden camera shows...right?"
GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 3:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Did my wife put you up to this?"
GOOD LOOKING FEMALE COP SCENARIO 4:
"Huh? Go out with you, have dinner and possibly sex with you, or...get a ticket for speeding? Me?"