Why doesn't this senile old fool (says me going on 63 LOL) join that other senile old fool Mike Wallace (who at least has had the good graces to keep a fairly low profile) and simply fade into the sunset or check into a sanatorium or something.</p>
He can't just fade away, he's a legend in his own mind.
Imagine if the internet had been active earlier in Dan's "stellar" career, he'd have been finished long ago.