First off, that is freaking brilliant. It would definitely be the best tagline ever. Second, I did laugh at this article. My wife was having a meltdown over it and all I could do was laugh and comment on the foolishness of every line in this piece.
Thanks...it just sounded like something Ann Coulter would say...:)
Gosh. I know I should laugh...must...take...it...less...seriously...
Anyway...you are right...it DOES look good as a tagline!