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Home Intruder Found Cooking Up Bacon
KSL TV 5 ^
| 13 JULY 2006
| KSL TV 5
Posted on 07/13/2006 4:58:08 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
(KSL News) -- A man is facing charges after police say he apparently took a break from burglary to cook up some dinner.
There's a characteristic smell and sound from frying bacon. That's what police say a Salt Lake homeowner encountered as he returned to his apartment late at night.
He says he came home late Tuesday night and found a stranger sitting in his kitchen. He had fried up to two pounds of bacon he found in the refrigerator. The tenant quickly called police.
Officers say the bacon-eater's speech was so slurred they didn't bother interviewing him. He was booked into jail and could face burglary charges. Police say they are investigating whether the man was intoxicated or not.
Officers say they have no idea why he was pigging out in the stranger's apartment.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: itsbacon
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I see they didn't print the name of the bacon fryer, but can we assume he wasn't from the Muslim community?
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:01:36 PM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I know a guy who knew a guy who knew Kevin Bacon...does that help?
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:02:22 PM PDT
by
woofie
("Romper, bomper, stomper, boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me do.Magic mirror, tell me today.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Guess he wasn't a Muslim.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:02:47 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: ladyjane
He might be after his first week in prison.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:03:46 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I've been known to wish I could come home to a hot meal.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:04:29 PM PDT
by
CindyDawg
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Officers say the bacon-eater's speech was so slurred they didn't bother interviewing him. He was booked into jail and could face burglary charges.
Police say they are investigating whether the man was intoxicated or not. Barney Fife could handle that investigation...
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:06:51 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Bacon lovers don't come much rasher than this.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:07:42 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
To: mrsmith
Bacon lovers don't come much rasher than this. Groan.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:09:52 PM PDT
by
Graybeard58
(Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
To: ErnBatavia
He is a diabetic and was having a blood sugar crash so stopped at the nearest house to get something to eat. In his disoriented state he didn't realize that it would be better to go for the orange juice rather than a huge dinner of bacon.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:11:35 PM PDT
by
ahayes
("If intelligent design evolved from creationism, then why are there still creationists?"--Quark2005)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
"Officers say they have no idea why he was pigging out in the stranger's apartment."
Mad munchies?
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:13:33 PM PDT
by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Two pounds of bacon? He really had the munchies. Was Jimi Hendrix playing in the background?
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:14:29 PM PDT
by
Cobra64
(All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I hope the police are checking out whether there were "magazine salesmen" in the area at the time. This same type of thing (not bacon, other food in fridge) happened in CA earlier this year in several towns and the upshot of it all was that one of them killed an elderly lady.
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:18:04 PM PDT
by
Rte66
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Embarrassing moment...
1980 something, Mombasa Kenya at the Dolphin Beach Hotel around 05:00 am while I'm sleeping on the couch, a Male voice, British Accent in my ear "Sir, you are sleeping in the wrong room, quietly leave and I will not alert my Wife".
(Turns out my room was next door)
Watched a beautiful Sunrise that morning.
True Story
To: bmwcyle
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:19:12 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: TexasTransplant; TommyDale
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:21:07 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Bacon has been the downfall of many Muslims.
To: mtbopfuyn
O samma bin pig
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:27:27 PM PDT
by
pointsal
(Q)
To: ladyjane
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:33:49 PM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
To: woofie
I know a guy who knew a guy who knew Kevin Bacon...does that help?That would be... what... three degrees of separation? Two? Never could figure out the counting sequence. Pretty good though. Unless if you're making it up. Then we'll have to hurt you.
We take our bacon very series around here. :-)
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posted on
07/13/2006 5:39:52 PM PDT
by
ken in texas
(come fold with us.... team #36120)
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