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To: calcowgirl
It's about time. While you're at it ban eating, reading magazines, applying warpaint, flossing, drying your hair by sticking your head out the window and other moronic behavior.
8 posted on 07/13/2006 3:11:34 PM PDT by Ben Mugged
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To: Ben Mugged
It's about time. While you're at it ban eating, reading magazines, applying warpaint, flossing, drying your hair by sticking your head out the window and other moronic behavior.

And the famous saying will be changed to "In the Spring a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of keeping his eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel."

Will I be able to use a regular handset if I rubber-band the phone to my head? See officer - no hands.

13 posted on 07/13/2006 3:19:02 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Loose lips sink ships - and the New York Times really doesn't have a problem with sinking ships.)
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To: Ben Mugged
It's about time. While you're at it ban eating, reading magazines, applying warpaint, flossing, drying your hair by sticking your head out the window and other moronic behavior.

Why not just ban driving? It's dangerous you know? Someone might get hurt.

14 posted on 07/13/2006 3:21:54 PM PDT by calcowgirl ("Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P. J. O'Rourke)
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To: Ben Mugged
While you're at it ban eating, reading magazines, applying warpaint, flossing, drying your hair by sticking your head out the window and other moronic behavior.

And farding. Don't forget farding.

Keep your mind on your driving ~
Keep your hands on the wheel ~
Keep your eyes on the road a-head...

We're havin' fun
Sittin' in the back seat
Kissin' an' a huggin' with Fred.

30 posted on 07/13/2006 8:27:52 PM PDT by b9 ("the [evil Marxist liberal socialist Democrat Party] alternative is unthinkable" ~ Jim Robinson)
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