100 Locate new crevo thread
105 Load stock of disruptive comments from [Troll Database]
110 Cruise thread for an evo's post
115 Post reply: "Evolution is trash. You're an idiot. Call me when a bird turns into a toad."
120 GOSUB 200.
130 Cruise thread for another evo's post
135 Post reply: "Evolution is only a theory. All evos are atheists. Hitler loved Darwin."
140 GOSUB 200.
145 Cruise thread for another evo's post
150 Post reply: "Go back to DU. Evolution is nonsense. Stop bashing my religion."
155 GOSUB 200.
160 Cruise thread for another evo's post
165 Post reply: [randomly selected text from any creationist website].
170 GOSUB 200.
180 GOTO 105
200 REM Subroutine
210 If evo replies, hit abuse button. Say: "This creep is very abusive. This thread is garbage."
220 If thread is moved to Chat or Backroom, or locked, or pulled, GOTO 100.
230 RETURN