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Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
Yahoo ^ | July 13-2006

Posted on 07/13/2006 2:36:50 AM PDT by Hadean

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To: Flyer; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; pax_et_bonum
There's a potential money-making venture here.

"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

Wonder how much he'd be willing to bet on that?

41 posted on 07/13/2006 4:32:29 AM PDT by Allegra (A Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with A Bunch of Security Hassles at the Airport)
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To: Hadean
what about burned toast

im not buying into this whole thing unless i see some burnt toast

they better start cracking at it
42 posted on 07/13/2006 4:34:55 AM PDT by Flavius (Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: Hadean
Why not? Looks like chicken scratch to me:


43 posted on 07/13/2006 4:35:39 AM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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To: Hadean

That egg... she is a nice!

44 posted on 07/13/2006 4:39:42 AM PDT by killjoy (Dirka dirka mohammed jihad! Sherpa sherpa bakalah!)
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To: ChristianDefender
LOL.. and what would be the music genre?

Post-punk industrial darkwave country synthpop with a John Coltrane influence, of course!
45 posted on 07/13/2006 4:46:51 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: Hadean

It's really hard to read but, if they look close at the hail stones, there are tenny tiny little 'Fs' and 'Us' on each one.


46 posted on 07/13/2006 4:48:46 AM PDT by wolfcreek
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To: Hadean

" him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders" - II Thessalonians 2:9


47 posted on 07/13/2006 4:51:19 AM PDT by RoadTest (Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, and this be our motto: in God is our trust.)
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To: Oilfield

There's an idea. Sunnis hold that Mohammed is 'the last and true' prophet." Shiites are waiting for the 12th Imam. Methinks he's in that egg.


48 posted on 07/13/2006 4:54:00 AM PDT by definitelynotaliberal
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To: Hadean

They should incubate the egg because the chick that hatches from it will also say "allah" on it.

Then, they could worship the chicken. Cool.


49 posted on 07/13/2006 4:57:30 AM PDT by Doohickey (Democrats are nothing without a constituency of victims.)
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To: Hadean

RE: Mujahadeen + chicken = Egg with islamic markings.

Chickens are ONE alternative to camels and sheep, I suppose.


50 posted on 07/13/2006 5:01:08 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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To: Hadean

In a few weeks, islamofascists will find a new use for that egg.

A STINK BOMB.


51 posted on 07/13/2006 5:05:31 AM PDT by Kieri (Dump "Dangerously Incompetent" Debbie, Support Keith Butler for Senate)
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To: Pontiac
Mmmmmm! Scrapple & eggs!


52 posted on 07/13/2006 5:07:56 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Freedom isn't free, but the men and women of the military will pay most of your share)
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To: killjoy
Sacha Baron-Cohen as Himself

Sacha Baron-Cohen as 'Borat'

Sacha Baron-Cohen as 'Ali G'

Sacha Baron-Cohen as 'Bruno'


53 posted on 07/13/2006 5:16:01 AM PDT by Stallone (Mainstream Media is dead. I helped kill it.)
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To: Hadean
"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."

Left alone, it'll be smellin' to high heaven in no time.....

54 posted on 07/13/2006 6:34:54 AM PDT by b4its2late (The Road Map to Peace is looking more like a "Road Map to Pieces")
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To: Hadean

Sounds like all that egg needs is some nice crispy bacon to go with it...


55 posted on 07/13/2006 7:05:13 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: Hadean

Isn't that how Mohammed got here in the first place?


56 posted on 07/13/2006 7:21:03 AM PDT by admiralsn (I believe God gives only three answers to prayer: Yes | Not yet | I have something better in mind)
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To: Hadean

No bacon. Just Allah a la carte.


57 posted on 07/13/2006 7:38:38 AM PDT by Attillathehon
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To: Hadean

Allah is chickenshit.


58 posted on 07/13/2006 7:40:30 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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59 posted on 07/13/2006 7:42:04 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.

Scared ^%&* out of the chicken.

60 posted on 07/13/2006 7:57:27 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Make them go home!!)
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