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these have been sitting on my profile for some years, now.
I'd feel better if more in the West read 'em and took 'em to heart - for all that they are mmmmmindelicately phrased, they are quite serious admonitions:

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AN ISLAMOFASCIST'S "TEN COMMANDMENTS"

1. There is no God but Moon-boy
2. Mohammed is his PR man
3. Kill everyone who does not believe Rules 1 and 2
4. Deny continually to those who do not believe Rules 1 and 2 that Rule 3 exists at all.
5. Enslave all women, mutilate them, and dress 'em ugly
6. Repeat Rule 3
7. Repeat Rule 4
8. Repeat Rule 3
9. Repeat Rule 4
10. Repeat Rule 3

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If ever you find yourself in Muslim lands - especially ARAB Muslim lands! - there are some rules-of-thumb you should bear in mind:

1. Never trust an Arab with anything valuable or important. It is simply just not a good idea.

2. Never believe an Arab's given word. Always accept it, but NEVER stake your life on it.

3. The Arab's "Insh'Allah" is roughly equivalent to a Mexican's "manana" - If an Arab says "XYZ will be done, insh'allah" don't hold your breath.

4. The sum of all opinion on Arabs from all other peoples who have dealt with them over the last 3000 years is that they are vain, prickly, untrustworthy, gullible, and extremely emotional and mercurial.

5. Arab-Islamic culture fosters institutional paranoia and psychotic disconnection from mundane cause-effect logic and reality. It is as if they are perpetual four-year-olds. See 1-4... make sense now?

6. From family members and longtime friends who have had decades of experience in Saudi, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, and the Arab lands along the Levant and North Africa, a summary: "The only thing an Arab man really understands is getting killed."

7. From personal experience: Individually, Arabs can be the friendliest, most charming, warmest folks on Earth, but... they have the LOWEST "mob-mind" threshhold of any demographic I have encountered: TWO ARABS can easily become a mob-mind.

8. Do not look at or speak to their women in public.

9. Do not DATE or BED their women, period.

10. Never travel in daylight with fewer than two non-Arab companions. Never travel at night with fewer than four non-Arab companions.

11. Do not drink any alcohol while in Arab lands - not a matter of respecting Islamic prohibitions, but a matter of keeping your wits about you.

12. Do not refuse a privately provided meal, but be sure to obey rule #10 and eat nothing your host has not already tasted.

13. Failure to haggle - over ANYTHING - is an insult.

14. Keep your eyes open, your mind clear, your emotions on hold, and your powder dry.

15. Avoid competing with the indigs in any form of discussion, but do NOT back down or agree with them if they attack what they know you believe - to do so signals weakness. Be polite, but be firm.

16. Do not say anything which could be considered a slight on the manhood of Arabs in general or any Arab member of your audience, unless you want to have to kill or be killed.

17. Prepare yourself to be bored with interminable formalities and figures of speech and rote phrases and all other conversational space-filler of this sort.

18. Discount the descriptive adjectives by an intensity factor of one order of magnitude.