You're such a sly one Lazzy! ;-)
Self-ping to find this later. This whole thing has been fascinating to watch.
There's omething about the anonymity of the internet that makes people write things they would never say in person. I have a Leftoid friend who writes a daily "Newsletter" that he thinks is oh, so clever. When I reply and he has no response, he often just writes that he hates me, I'm a horrible person (because I don't believe the blather about Global Warming, etc.) and that I should die. We'll then speak on the phone and never refer to the chain of emails.
Strange.
Notice: Even with a gun to my head, I'm still copping a feel.
I've got her nipple.