I bought the sanitized version of Deadwood....../s
Heh. How long was each episode, 10 minutes?
I bought a sanitized Fight Club, all three minutes of it. :)
A few years ago, Letterman or Leno would have a sequence where they'd show a porn movie, but cut out all the porn. It was pretty funny: each clip would be about 5 seconds long.
Tony Soprano: Golly gee, those darn FBI agents are at it again! They appear to have a vendetta against me and our organized crime family and they seem to want to prosecute us for our transgressions and perhaps put us into a jail.
Christopher: Gosh, I'll have to agree Uncle Tony. Why just the other day when I had to extract some payments from a customer of mine who was late in his loan payments, I am almost certain I was being shadowed by an FBI agent so instead of threatening him in our usual manner, I had to very sternly tell him that he had to make his payment "or else."
Tony Soprano: You'd better watch your step Christopher. That "or else" could be interpreted by your customer as a threat of violence and that could certainly come back to haunt us in a court of law should your customer have been wired up by the FBI. Now if you excuse me, I am going to have to get back home or Carmela and I will be late to the opera. Mozart's Marriage of Figaro is playing at the Met tonight.
Christopher: Okay Tony, you guys have a swell time and I'll see you at the office tomorrow. As for myself, I just rented season two of The Waltons and I'm eager to get started on the. Chow.