"caught taking some 'artistic' photos "
Didn't hear that one, but would not be surprising.
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I found the news story, she was 9:
http://www.local6.com/news/2414796/detail.html
NEW YORK -- A Phish is on the hook for endangering the welfare of a minor after he allegedly tried to take pictures of a young girl inside a deserted boathouse, according to a report.
Mike Gordon, 38, was arrested after being found late at night in a secluded area with a 9-year-old girl. The girl's parents raised an alarm when she disappeared from a backstage area at Jones Beach Theater, WNBC-TV reported...
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