"You know Tim, all you have is...er, I mean, You know Tim, all YOU democrats have is...er, I mean, You know Tim, all THE (wink) democrats have is one arrow in their quiver, which is to bash the President unceasingly. Why can't any of your compatriots, er, I mean your democratic guests, just for once--one time--acknowledge that we're in this together as a COUNTRY and our politcal differences don't matter one wit to Al Qaeda or North Korea?"
"Maybe you'd... dang, I mean the democrats would... rather see Kim with nukes than Bush win one for our team? Don't you think your viewers aren't seeing right through this charade, week after week of playing it since 2001?"
"Tim, you'd do well to check out my thread on Free Republic! We have a lot of smart, dare I say way smarter than you, folks posting there about you and your transparent hatred for this administration and transparent love for your democrat buddies. Really Tim, you need a little dose of plain old reality and if not love, at least respect for the USA. I know that's hard for a democrat to do, but if you show you really mean it, well, maybe your viewership will finally catch up to little Georgie Stepponallofus!"
Laugh out loud funny.
Great post. Out of the park.