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"Why does an archbishop have a palace?"

10. All the Archbishop-y bungalows were full.
9. Doesn't have to waste valuable Archbishop time giving directions.
8. Came with free membership at El Blockbustero.
7. Graceland was already taken.
6. Run on split-level palatial estates left him otherwise homeless in the midst of housing bubble.
5. Saves money with lots of roommates, passes on savings to Catholics with VOLUME VOLUME VOLUME!
4. Needs somewhere to hold annual Opus Dei paintball tourney.
3. Two (and a half) words: Carmelite hoe-downs.
2. Needed a big backyard for the kids.
1. Doubles as road trip hangout for College of Cardinals spring break.

21 posted on 07/09/2006 3:37:17 AM PDT by LibertarianInExile ('Is' and 'amnesty' both have clear, plain meanings. Are Billy Jeff, Pence, McQueeg & Bush related?)

22 posted on 07/09/2006 3:38:32 AM PDT by LibertarianInExile ('Is' and 'amnesty' both have clear, plain meanings. Are Billy Jeff, Pence, McQueeg & Bush related?)