[Andy from Beaverton]

[Iscool]

Nope...I see the difference...Mike's ear ring is solid 24kt gold...Allen's is 10kt gold plated...

[Not A Snowbird]

I don't look like anybody. Who do I sue about that?

[freepatriot32]

i hope he is successful because i have been dying to sue brad Pitt.Ever since he became famous my life has been a living hell of having hot young women throw themselves at me round the clock. I will be in bed with one women and three others would be in line at the door waiting there turn. I haven't gotten more then 4 hours of sleep a night since the early 90s it sucks i tell ya. At least when I win 800 million dollars from the sob I can buy my own private island and get away from it all. No sarcasm tag that really happens to me all the time :-)

[Texican]

Andy:
Hey, I look like Michel too, there is a slight difference though, I am 82 years old, white, have some hair (getting gray), stand 5'10" and weigh 200 pounds. I think I look enough like him that I should get at least a couple of million don't you? Heck Michael should just donate some of his money to anyone that even thinks they look like him. Of course he might go broke, but what the hey, all of the poor souls that live off of the welfare rolls would benefit.

Good evening and the very best to you and yours.

Semper Fi
Tommie

[postaldave]

Heckard VS mike's lawyers LMAO

i really wish we had that losers pay the winners lawyers law to cut out this BS.

[ozzymandus]

My own resemblance to John Candy is amazing, so who can I sue? A friend of mine bears a striking resemblance to Bullwinkle the Moose, and one of my college fraternity bros looked so much like Frankenstein's monster that we called him Frank.

[LibertarianInExile]

"Acting as his own attorney, Heckard plunked down the $206 fee on June 29 to file the lawsuit."

Gee, I'm shocked. If there is any justice, the judge involved will sanction this man for bringing a frivolous case, and beyond mere attorneys' fees.

Anyone want to bet that will happen? I'm willing to bet against it.

[bad company]

Larry the cable guy is in big trouble.

[Thumper1960]

I understand how the poor man feels.

In some ways, I resemble Ron Jeremy.

I'll sue, 'cuz it's embarrassing being pursued to the point of exhaustion.

< /sarc >

[Celtjew Libertarian]

My grandfather looked so much like Groucho Marx that people would yell "Hey, Groucho!" at him. Can my grandfather's estate sue the Marx Brothers' estate for retroactive damages. (Come to think of it, I made a rather good Harpo, before I grew the beard.)