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Man didn't ask to be like Mike, so he's suing ($832 million)
The Oregonian ^
| 07/08/06
| Holly Danks
Posted on 07/08/2006 11:57:30 AM PDT by Andy from Beaverton
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To: It Aint Easy
That was interesting.
The site offered some choices that I wouldn't have picked. The highest celebrity match was Mel Gibson. I don't think so.
Then it suggested some Japanese guy I've never heard of.
Ah so!
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:08:50 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: Andy from Beaverton
At first, I thought another CA crazy but this weirdo is from Portland. Wonder if he moved up from CA?
To: Andy from Beaverton
Jordon should counter sue for the exact same amount.
Jordon should be entitled to damages because this guys image brings the defamation of stupidity to Jordon.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:09:57 PM PDT
by
dman4384
To: humblegunner; Howlin
I do. I look like Suzanne Pleshette. Howlin looks like Elizabeth Taylor. We choose not to sue, as we don't wish to call attention to ourselves. :-)
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:11:01 PM PDT
by
Miss Marple
(Lord, please look after Mozart Lover's and Jemian's sons and keep them strong.)
To: Miss Marple; Howlin
I look like Suzanne Pleshette. Howlin looks like Elizabeth Taylor. Great.
Now I've got the Bob Newhart theme (Home to Emily) running through my head.
Didn't Elizabeth Taylor hold Michael Jackson's monkey once?
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:18:27 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I'll take an $832M bet with him that he votes 'rat.
Rats love their entitlements, frivolous suing, and the mommy-daddy appeal of the court system since none of them are mature enough to settle anything themselves.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:18:43 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(A true liberal today is a combination of socialist, fascist, hypocrite, and anti-American.)
To: driftdiver
Just wondering. If I were the judge I would dismiss the case in the first minute, bankrupt him by asking him to pay for the court's time and sentence him to community service with hard labor for 100 hrs.
To: Miss Marple
"I do. I look like Suzanne Pleshette."
-- --
Not to me. I went to your FReeper home page and found this photo of you. Nuthin like Suzanne Pleshette.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:23:44 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(A true liberal today is a combination of socialist, fascist, hypocrite, and anti-American.)
To: HighWheeler
Oh wait. I found a recent photo of you on the 'net.
Yep, you look just like Suzanne Pleshette:
(nice dress, too)
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:28:28 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(A true liberal today is a combination of socialist, fascist, hypocrite, and anti-American.)
To: Perdogg
Well, hot diggity dog, this guy is on to something, where do I sign up, hope he makes a bundle, heeehaw, suing cuz you resemble someone, how novel and TOTALLY ASSININE. Geez, this idiot needs to be slapped and the lawyer and judge who hear this assinine case ought to be sued for being stupid.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:30:41 PM PDT
by
rockabyebaby
(Say what you feel, those that matter don't mind, those that mind don't matter.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
"And Heckard's day, he said, 'is going to be short.'"
Of course, he'll lose the law suit, but he'll get his 15 minutes of fame.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:31:22 PM PDT
by
siznartuf
(If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
To: M Kehoe
they will probably hire him for a commercial
To: Andy from Beaverton
I think that this may be the very best example of a frivolous lawsuit, and would be a terrific chance for a judge to dismiss it with prejudice, and direct a verdict againt the plaintiff, charging the plaintiff to pay all court costs and legal fees of the defendants, and then fining the attourney bringing the suit (the
plaintiff numbskull) several thousand dollars.
It would be a good start.
Mark
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:34:13 PM PDT
by
MarkL
(When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
To: rockabyebaby
"...and the lawyer and judge who hear this asinine case ought to be sued for being stupid."
His lawyer IS stupid... and HE is that lawyer!
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:37:12 PM PDT
by
siznartuf
(If I Hear "Jobs Americans Won't Do" One More ^%&^%^%# Time)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Sounds like he ought to be suing God, not Michael Jordan. What did HE (MJ) have to do with it?
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:38:01 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: Andonius_99
That's alright, I'm 27 and look like Bea Arthur...
That makes you a male Freeper then, right?
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:43:04 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: digger48
He is acting as his own lawyer.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:43:08 PM PDT
by
Hootch
(Time for the CONSTITUTIONAL option.)
To: mysterio; Dog Gone
It would be interesting to see a freeper celebrity look alike vanity thread
This idea needs to be quashed immediately, due to the Hasselhoff contingent that hangs around.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:45:03 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: Dog Gone
I have an older brother who looks exactly like Pete Townshend. It's always been great for him at Halloween (he just straps on his guitar and goes), but whenever The Who are in town he literally won't leave his house (which is often, since they've been saying farewell for about thirty years now...).
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:48:50 PM PDT
by
AnnaZ
(I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
To: Dog Gone
I hope this suit is successful, because people tell me I look like Eric Clapton, and I think he has money.I'm going to file against Sting.
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posted on
07/08/2006 1:50:27 PM PDT
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote.)
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