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Man didn't ask to be like Mike, so he's suing ($832 million)
The Oregonian ^
| 07/08/06
| Holly Danks
Posted on 07/08/2006 11:57:30 AM PDT by Andy from Beaverton
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To: jazusamo
It used to be that you only found Looney Tunes at the Disney studios Warner Brothers, actually.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:10:44 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Can anyone recommend a good plastic surgeon?
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:10:47 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)
To: digger48
Can we just shoot this guys lawyer instead?Buddha says "Always read article before posting."
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:11:31 PM PDT
by
OmahaFields
("What have been its fruits? ... superstition, bigotry and persecution.")
To: humblegunner
LOL...Yep, I realized that after I hit the post button.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:12:12 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:13:18 PM PDT
by
apackof2
(That Girl is a Cowboy)
To: Dog Gone
Yeah?
Well ... my daughter says I look like a fox and I haven't even been discovered yet, so ... I'm offering myself to any manager(ette) that can see the value in a guy that looks like himself.
Really .. I ain't liein' .. I
do look like myself ... ask anyone.
So, to the forward thinkers and investers out there ... I'm offering myself for a mere million ...
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:13:36 PM PDT
by
knarf
(A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I'm often mistaken, usually by women, for somebody else ... though the ladies who say so can never seem to remember who. It happens quite a lot.
I wish I knew it was, so that I could sue the guy....
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:14:20 PM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Andy from Beaverton
The Oregonian!? I thought it was
The Onion.
Wanta bet Nike gives him $5000 to go away.
5.56mm
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:15:30 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
To: OmahaFields
guess I missed that. I also guess I still stand by my query.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:15:32 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: Andy from Beaverton
The judge should throw out the case. Then he should order his bailiff to beat Heckard until he no longer looks like Mike. There, problem solved.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:15:43 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Loose lips sink ships - and the New York Times really doesn't have a problem with sinking ships.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
I hope no one out there looks like Helen Thomas. Now that person would really have my sympathy.
To: Andy from Beaverton
LOL - turn about is fair play. MJ should sue for him attempting to look like him..... besmirching his good looks or some such.
To: TheMom
I like MikeThen sue him, dang it!
It takes a lot of time and money liking Mike.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:17:07 PM PDT
by
Flyer
(Don't question the questioner)
To: Andy from Beaverton
Look out Favio, I sure hope you have some $$$
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:18:14 PM PDT
by
champisme
(The more I know, the less I understand.)
To: Duke Wayne
LOL...They would also have a really good court case.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:18:45 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(DIANA IREY for Congress, PA 12th District: Retire murtha.)
To: TightyRighty
He may as well sue Homer Simpson, too:
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To: jazusamo
I realized that after I hit the post button. It was fresh in my mind after cartoons this morning! ;-)
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:20:45 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Pylon
That's alright, I'm 27 and look like Bea Arthur...
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:21:05 PM PDT
by
Andonius_99
(They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
To: M Kehoe
Wanta bet Nike gives him $5000 to go away. Really ? Lets all get an earring and make it a class action suit.
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:21:26 PM PDT
by
oldbrowser
(Good news is no news.)
To: Andy from Beaverton
reverse phonology?
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posted on
07/08/2006 12:22:10 PM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
('No' worked so well, perhaps another word is in order?)
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