Man didn't ask to be like Mike, so he's suing ($832 million)

The Oregonian ^ | 07/08/06 | Holly Danks

[Fatuncle]

There are things money CANNOT buy.

[M0sby]

Ok...well this one doesn't look IN THE LEAST like Nicolas Cage...but you will probably be able to see the McVeigh... Hubby in the back row...2nd from the right. (and yes...speaking of famous people...that IS Bruce Willis)

[Republican Wildcat]

It says he is acting as his own attorney. Apparently he couldn't find a lawyer willing to be disbarred.

[Thumper1960]

I understand how the poor man feels.

In some ways, I resemble Ron Jeremy.

I'll sue, 'cuz it's embarrassing being pursued to the point of exhaustion.

< /sarc >

[Celtjew Libertarian]

My grandfather looked so much like Groucho Marx that people would yell "Hey, Groucho!" at him. Can my grandfather's estate sue the Marx Brothers' estate for retroactive damages. (Come to think of it, I made a rather good Harpo, before I grew the beard.)

[Dog Gone]

I've met you and I'd say you look more like Clinger on Mash.

OUCH!!! rofl