And I'm just asking someone to show me some proof that it happened and to answer some very pointed questions that exposes the whole thing as a fable.
Rather than any actual scientifically valid answers, all I get is "its a miracle", "perhaps", "maybe", "suppose" and the like.
You can't argue your point by just attributing everything to "God" that you are unable to prove, that is lazy argumentation. Look, if you want to believe in stories and fables, so be it, but don't begrudge someone that wishes to make logical sense out of it by asking reasonable questions. The mere fact that no one can answer any questions put up to try to prove this story says a lot.
If you don't believe the flood story, fine. I'm not going to try to convince you that it's true. I doubt that miracles leave behind scientific evidence. That's why Christianity is a faith.
But, you didn't answer my question about the resurrection. You said you believe in God. I assume you mean the God of the Bible, though admittedly that's an assumption on my part. But if you do believe in the God of the Bible, do you believe in Christ's Divinity, His virgin birth, His miracles, and His resurrection? If so, why could God pull all that off, but not pull off the flood and the ark?