[ConservativeMind]

How can I get away with that, too?

[Vaquero]

No girlie man he.

[martin_fierro]

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Wilkommen der n00b.

[Wolfie]

Knuckling under and getting that worthless permit from the Gov't? Arnold's a real American now.

[Jack Black]

Nice to see the Governator following all the rules like the sheeple have to.

Now if Anne Coulter will just admit heresy, plagerism and fornication and submit to the Inquisition's punishments we can all have a nice weekend.

[Mercat]

I went into my beauty parlor yesterday to get a nail repaired and they grabbed me and did a makeover --- took two hours, cost about $150.00 and one of the perks is getting to read the National Enquirer with no guilt... and the fun thing about the Enquirer is the photos of celebs looking awful. There's a photo in there of Maria Shriver that makes Helen Thomas look good.

[rivercat]

The California On-Cycle Driving Test is stupid. It's difficult on anything bigger than a moped.

[RJL]

The Los Angeles Police Department did not issue any citations in the accident because department officials said no police officer saw what had happened.

Officials at the Department of Motor Vehicles also cleared the governor of any violation, noting that because of the sidecar he was not technically riding on two wheels.

If I'm ever in an accident I'll give these excuses a try, they're now proven "get out of jail free" cards.

I do wonder about one thing though, if only two of my cars wheels are on the ground as I drive, do I need a motorcycle license?