To: Coop
Hey! WOO-HOO! for you and GOOD on you for starting a new thread!
40 posted on
07/07/2006 8:23:13 AM PDT by
onyx
(Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
To: onyx
A man was eating a meal at a restaurant. He checks his pockets and leaves
his tip -- three pennies.
As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself,
"You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves."
The man turns around, curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really?
Tell me, what does my tip say?"
"Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man."
Barely able to conceal his pride, the man utters, "Hmm, true enough."
"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor."
Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well, that's true, too."
"And the third penny tells me that your father was one, too."
45 posted on
07/07/2006 8:44:21 AM PDT by
Lady Jag
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