Our Third Quarter '06 FReepathon is now Underway!! ... Thread 2

A bunch of bumps in one.

1,341 posted on 07/13/2006 9:50:04 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

This way to a buffet of bumps. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1,342 posted on 07/13/2006 9:51:49 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

1,343 posted on 07/13/2006 9:58:29 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])

To: Just another Joe

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it
was time to stop her husband from sleeping in Church. So, she took her
hat pin and decided she would poke him every time he fell asleep.

Right about the first time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who
created the Universe?"

The wife poked her husband and he awakes and yells, "My God!"

The second time he falls asleep, the preacher asks, "And who died on the
cross for you?" She pokes her husband and he screams, "Jesus Christ!"

The third time, the Preacher asks, "And what did Eve say to Adam after
she bore him his 99th son?"

The wife pokes her husband and he jumps up and yells, "By God, if you
poke me with that thing one more time, I am going to break it OFF!"

1,344 posted on 07/13/2006 10:05:05 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])

LMAOROTFPIMP

I'll have to tell that one to my Sunday School class.

1,345 posted on 07/13/2006 10:18:04 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

a plain and simple bump

1,346 posted on 07/13/2006 10:29:05 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

To: Knitting A Conundrum

A bump for the ladies.

1,347 posted on 07/13/2006 10:30:22 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

Alright!

Have you hear this one?

Letters to God - From Children
Kids know how to talk God's lingo!

Dear God, are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, aid you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for spring but it never comes. Don't forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, if we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, if you give me a genie lamp like Aladdin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, if you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, if you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, it rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, my brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they?

Dear God, of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, we read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

1,348 posted on 07/13/2006 10:32:22 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])

To: Just another Joe

Ugh, how did that come out bold? MS formatting - it changes from cut to paste.

1,349 posted on 07/13/2006 10:34:30 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])

To: Just another Joe

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,
and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, I've got news for you - you're
going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Good heavens, I'm on the
wrong bus!"

1,350 posted on 07/13/2006 10:35:34 AM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra [https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate])

Need a bump to get it back on the page.

1,351 posted on 07/13/2006 10:50:43 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

1,352 posted on 07/13/2006 11:16:58 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)

To: tiredoflaundry

1,353 posted on 07/13/2006 11:21:29 AM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePb6H-j51xE&search=Democrats)

Monthly here Coop.

Is it me or has this FReepathon been going on for what seems like forever?

Cheers,
SZ

1,354 posted on 07/13/2006 11:22:56 AM PDT by SZonian (Fighting Caliphobia one detractor at a time)

I'm trying to play a game on www.grab.com , and I'm ready to pull my hair out! LOL!

1,355 posted on 07/13/2006 11:23:49 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)

To: tiredoflaundry

It's just like drugs .. just say no

1,356 posted on 07/13/2006 11:25:40 AM PDT by Mo1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePb6H-j51xE&search=Democrats)

1,357 posted on 07/13/2006 11:27:33 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)

To: tiredoflaundry; Mo1

I am on e-bay.
Save me!

1,358 posted on 07/13/2006 11:30:12 AM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)

OMG !! that is worse!! lol!

1,359 posted on 07/13/2006 11:30:48 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)

To: tiredoflaundry

A lot worse.
Thus far, I am still "looking."

1,360 posted on 07/13/2006 11:32:35 AM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)

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