Amen to that! The main difference is that Miracle Whip substitutes sugar in the place of eggs. The only other ingredients are vegetable oil, lemon juice, and a trace amount of salt. Personally, I try to avoid prepared foods where the first or second ingredient listed is some form of sugar. [Examples: Miracle Whip, Regu Spaghetti Sauce, Sugar Pops, Country Time Lemonade, Shake and Bake Seasoning, ... ]