and you don't think that Cookie didn't talk to the Motor Sergeant to fix up a couple 55 gallon drums to be BBQs with Cookie figuring out in collusion with the Supply Sergeant how to get the Charcoal and Steaks. There may even have been a little bit of a Wetter courtesy of Doc in Sick Bay - just for Medicinal purposes you understand.
Funny things happen when the CO's back is turned.