To: MizSterious
Hah! And after that, they'll create the barcolounger automatic seatbelt that locks shut when you sit down, and won't unfasten during commercials, no doubt! Here's the prototype. It also holds open your eyes so you can't close them. They're still working on the automatic eyedrop dispenser to keep your eyes from drying out and your vision getting blurry.
![](http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/irvinem/technoculture/resources/theater_scene.gif)
20 posted on
07/06/2006 6:29:57 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Loose lips sink ships - and the New York Times really doesn't have a problem with sinking ships.)
To: KarlInOhio
LOL--I just knew this was going to happen!
25 posted on
07/06/2006 6:35:27 AM PDT by
MizSterious
(Anonymous sources often means "the voices in my head told me.")
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson