More smokers die than nonsmokers.
Get ahold of yourself, Sidney! We all die, some sooner, some later.
Well since EVERYONE dies, then I reckon this means there are MORE SMOKERS than non-smokers. Hold on a second, if we're the majority how come we keep getting kicked around? Let's turn the tables and make it MANDATORY that non-smokers, especially the health conscious ones, smoke at least one cigarette a day! That way we can put a stop to those apparently immortal non-smokers who never die.