[Bommer]

Lessons of the African Queen:

1) Never pick up a New England snob and offer her a boat ride
2) Unless shes a mechanic or has a boat to replace yours, any idea she has about using your boat as a makeshift torpedo should be disreguarded.
3) Always carry extra salt to get rid of leeches.

[wireman]

4) Keep that crazy woman away from your gin.