North Korea's next generation missile will be named the Long Duck Dong. ( "Donger tired. Donger need sleep" )
That way when they shoot it into the ocean, they can all say in unison "Lake! Big Lake!" right before it splashes down.
(sorry in advance for the 80's movie reference. It is my wife's favorite)
My sources tell me that the next generation of NKorean missiles will be named... Ding Dong.
Not only can they export it as a missile... they can give it to the people as food.
Shortly after they develop the Ding Dong, they'll develop the Twinkie. Then their people will be pacified. Pacified with Twinkies and Ding Dongs.