How do you tell if someone watching soccer is alive or not?
LOL.
But seriously, a few weeks ago I was at a place where they were broadcasting the Portugal-Netherlands game.
They were a lot of soccer fans in attendance. They were cheering and yelling almost as much as we do when a football game is on.
Oh that's easy. The live person falls asleep and starts snoring.
How do you tell if someone watching soccer is alive or not?
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Guess you've never watched a baseball game, eh? 3 and a half hours with a total of 7 minutes of actual action. Never been a big soccer fan, but it's hard not to be impressed with their physical conditioning. OK, the pretending that they're hurt every time they fall down gets a bit old ...