LOL
Tempting!
But my Grampa taught me not to bother getting into a pis*ing contest with a skunk. ;o)
Instead, state your case and let it take root where it may.
Besides, I always feel like I've been splattered with slime if I get too near the dimRats.
I know what you mean, I have to slip on my Mental Hazmat Suit every time I go over there to see what they are up to...