Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of NTTT: We are the Knights who say "NTTT"!
Other Knights of NTTT: NTTT! NTTT! NTTT!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "NTTT"!
Knight of NTTT: The same.
Arthur: Those who see them seldom live to tell the tale!
Other Knight of NTTT: And who are thee?
Arthur: Oh Knights of NTTT, we are simple travelers who seek the land beyond this forest. May we pass?
Knights of NTTT: NTTT! NTTT! NTTT! NTTT!
Bedevere: No! Noooo!
Knight of NTTT: We shall say "NTTT" to you if you do not appease us.
Arthur: But... what is it you want?
Knight of NTTT: We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!!