[Lonesome in Massachussets]

You know some people say that that's not Joe Biden's own hair. I say that's a damnable lie. You pay $6,000 for something, you own it, that's what I say. (Apologies to Burt Reynold.)

[ChadGore]

PLUGS
2008

[Calvin Locke]

I remember a clip of John Wayne at Harvard in the 1970s.

A student asks him, iirc, "Is your hair real?". The Duke
answers "It's real, all right. It's not mine, but it's real."