Better yet, crap in one hand and want in the other. See which fills up first.
I find this obsession with the hordes pointing out my state of residence as a substitute for substantive debate in every post most curious, or rather simply intellectually lacking. I know it seems surprising to those of shockingly limited cerebral capacity that some people actually are quite aware of not only the history, but the current political dynamics of geographical entities a distance beyond their abode.
By the way there, groan, there's 2 "S's" in Tennessean. I know you libs or lib enablers ain't too good with the orthography. ;-)
Oh, yes, and as for your boasts regarding your scatological capabilities, I don't care to partake of your and Doodleloony's favorite shared personal habits. Vaya con Dios and Chicken con Carne to you and yours.