[Rastus]

Loser's like that German blue poofy X-Man land in Germany.

Nightcrawler's not poofy! In fact, in Ultimate X-Men, he has a falling out with Colossus when he finds out Colossus is gay. I guess Northstar likes guys who can get all hard and steely. Ugh. No, I don't read it. I read about it at Wiki and felt ill.

[RinaseaofDs]

He poofs. He appears and disappears, and speaks in German. He's poofy, and blue.

He's, however, not gay, which means he's only got two strikes on him at this point.