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Chimp Trying To Quit Smoking
Chinadaily.com ^
| 06/27/06
| Chinadaily.com
Posted on 06/29/2006 1:06:52 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou
Hurling stuff?.........you know what kinda stuff apes throw?........
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:32:30 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Follow an IROC long enough and sooner or later you will wind up in a trailer park..........)
To: Froufrou
42
posted on
06/29/2006 1:33:32 PM PDT
by
Cobra64
(All we get are lame ideas from Republicans and lame criticism from dems about those lame ideas.)
To: synbad600
Yes, that would be like trying to give up jelly by switching to peanut butter. ;>))
To: tumblindice; Red Badger
Careful, you're starting to read me like a book... ;o)
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:40:10 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: 4yearlurker
Everyone in China is a potential organ donor ... often involuntarily.
45
posted on
06/29/2006 1:49:35 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
("Politically Correct" is the politically correct term for "F*cking Retarded". - Psycho Bunny)
To: Froufrou
I just quit last week, I empathize with the chimp.
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:51:45 PM PDT
by
tort_feasor
(FreeRepublic.com - Tommorrow's News, Today)
To: tort_feasor
It gets easier. You may eat a few pillows in your sleep, but hey, after two weeks you should be fine.
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:52:47 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: tort_feasor
4 years for me, FRiend.*
1.) lots of cinnamon red-hots.
2.) buy some new trousers two sizes too big, tonight.
3.) avoid Chinese chimps, bars & other smokers for at least 6 months.
I took the weight off and can take a deep breath now without startling the cat and kid.
You can do it, if *you* really want to.
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posted on
06/29/2006 2:08:12 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(*res ipsa loquiter)
To: AnotherUnixGeek
How about those people who get rats addicted to carcinogenic compounds?
49
posted on
06/29/2006 2:38:26 PM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: windcliff
To: Froufrou
"Now wheres my coffee?"
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posted on
06/29/2006 3:28:31 PM PDT
by
Bommer
(Attention illegals: Why don't you do the jobs we can't do? Like fix your own countries problems!)
To: tumblindice; Froufrou
Thanks for the advice. I have almost nine days in and have gained about 4.5" pounds (not as bad as it may sound as I was already 240ish. Right now I don't have any physical craving but when I get stressed I really want one. I tak itone momemnt at a time. BTW my wife is on a diet and is a smoker. talk about bad timming.
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posted on
06/30/2006 4:34:13 AM PDT
by
tort_feasor
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To: tort_feasor
The other thing is I found something to replace it with. For most people, it's chewing gum. For me, it's drinking...~!hiccup!~ I recommend beef jerky. Your jaws will get tired and you'll slow down on the eating.
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posted on
06/30/2006 7:22:41 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
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