You're a real Gone Cat, Daddy-o!
Posted on 06/29/2006 8:00:08 AM PDT by dighton
Fade In Scene 1: Security monitor room, Swami Oasis Casino, Las Vegas
Casino Security Agent
Joe, can you come here a sec? Possible security breach on blackjack table number 36.
Supervisor
Whatta ya have?
Casino Security Agent
Facial biometrics shows that player #3 is a positive match with Frankie Kos, reality-based high roller and known associate of the Townhouse Organization. Or, possibly an overgrown weasel.
Supervisor
Kos, the lounge crooner-turned-international heist mastermind? Smells like he and his boys might be cooking up another casino caper. Keep your eye on him.
Cut to table; Kos, in sunglasses, fake mustache and sharkskin suit, fiddles with chips.
Kos
Hit me.
Dealer
Uh, sir, you’re showing 18. Are you really sure you want to take another card?
Kos
You heard me card jockey! Now can the wisecracks and paint me with a hard 3 before I call the pit boss!
KINDA HACK-Y
Love it. :-)
Ping for the Rat Pack.
Nice
Ring-a-ding-ding, baby!
And that's the name of dat tune.
That's why the lady is a tramp.
You're a real Gone Cat, Daddy-o!
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