The best line is the first one - "When is the New York Times going to get around to uncovering an al-Qaida secret program?"
Bingo! Why aren't our "brave" journalists tracking Osama Bin laden or uncovering terrorist plots? All these a--holes do is blow the whistle on the US government. How hard is that?
Where are all the high and mighty CIA grandees who acted like saying the name Valerie Plame was the equivilent of giving Stalin the A-Bomb? Wonder why they aren't yelling about the NY Times? Maybe its because they both hate George Bush.