That's because Bush had the NSA monitor your vacation/weekend plans (and everyone else's). He knows whether or not you're going to use genuine Kingsford charcoal or will be using Hank Hill-approved propane for your barbecue.
This will all come out in a big expose' in the New York Times on the eve of the 4th of July.
Gotta' go...I'm out of Reynolds Wrap.
lol!