IDLE THOUGHTS OF A RETIRED PERSON
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or was it twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? -- I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask ... is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when every thing else is gone.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds.
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a
20 penny nail.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken
*grin*
Hope you're enjoying Warm Fuzzy Wednesday.
Those are really good ones Amy, Sent them out to my email list! and thanks for the darling kuala bear! One of the reasons I would love to visit new zealand some day
Just got back from doggie walk & the store & it rained here.. I should have taken the things off the clothesline before I left!
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Really funny! My fave thought from this funny list is:
"...The shampoo promised me extra body and I gained three pounds..."