[A_perfect_lady]

Oooooo... let's invade them!!

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

"Oooooo... let's invade them!!"

Come in June or September. Shoulder-season rates are better than summer rates. Don't come from November to March, unless you like snowmobiling, skiing, and skating. You won't need weapons -- MasterCard and Visa are accepted everywhere.

[recce guy]

"Today in Canada, 4 more US troops were killed by Polar Bears bringing the number of wildlife related casualties to 2500. A US Army spokesman admits they underestimated the strength of the bear population in Canada but plan on increasing troop levels and armoured vehicles to compensate."