[Bacon Man]

What a cool idea! Bacon, can we get a dummy to blow up?

Why the hell not? We're at war!

I think this is the best idea I've heard all week.

[Holicheese]

Maybe wrap a towel around its head and show the "terrorist" what real American gun powder can do.

Then shoot some holes in it.
By the way, a fine accompaniment to this is Bulleit Bourbon. I discovered it a few weeks ago. Really awesome. It goes so well with fireworks.