Holy f*ck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, sh*t, it understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they're creating an army of them? Holy sh*t. It must be a conspiracy like in "The X-Files" . . . Roswell style! This little monkey could be the f*ckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey - the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey f*cks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry, "You maniacs! Damn youse! G*ddamn youse all to hell!"
"we won't spank the monkey - the monkey will spank us."
I wasn't even supposed to be here today!