[JavaTheHutt]

My suggestion to you though is to read more fairy tales. I'm sure you believe that someone could plant some magic beans and climb up the beanstalk and steal the giant's gold. It's true, it's true, I read it in a book.

HAHAHAHA that's great. This is my favorite fairy tale:

Once upon a time there was a very wise person who posted intelligent comments on Free Republic under the username Enterprise. And everyone was enthralled by the wisdom of Enterprise, for his postings were able to convey great wisdom upon those who read them. The end.

[Enterprise]

"for his postings were able to convey great wisdom upon those who read them."

Alas, for some, like JavaTheHutt, there is no hope of ever obtaining wisdom. Sad, but true.