Besides the absolutely horrible visual you placed in my mind...I doubt that Teresa has even contemplated the act.
(SHUDDER!) I really hate you for that visual!! ;-)
Mea culpa!
In my defence, I was trying to rid my mind of that visual by "putting it out there".
When I first saw the picture, I thought he looked like he had just stood up and realized his "boys" were missing; and Tehreeeza's little smile, suggesting she knew what he was thinking, and that she had them in her purse.
Then I read your post, and the reference to testicles, and... oh my...