I've been thru customs 2 dozen times and only ONCE did they even open my suitcase, so they are really giving him an anal exam just looking for a story or crime.
The name "Suzy Quzy" isn't on any list. I'm sure the name "Rush Limbaugh" is.
Bottom line...he was careless...if he was carrying aspirin...it should have been in a sealted container.