1 posted on
06/25/2006 8:20:39 AM PDT by
nuconvert
To: nuconvert
2 posted on
06/25/2006 8:25:12 AM PDT by
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
To: nuconvert
Cute. And here's my bump statement of the day:
If the Time's assistance in giving comfort to our foes, with full knowledge of their actions and the consequences to our defense, isn't consorting with the enemy, what is?
3 posted on
06/25/2006 8:27:02 AM PDT by
GOPJ
(Once you see the MSM manipulate opinion, all their efforts seem manipulative-Reformedliberal)
To: nuconvert
Good one! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
To: nuconvert
Thank Heaven that we have online bill payment nowadays!
To: nuconvert
6 posted on
06/25/2006 8:33:19 AM PDT by
Smogger
(It's the WOT Stupid)
To: nuconvert
This hits close to home. My son had a threat from the light company that he had 8 days to come up with $300. Ouch! He pays budget all yr but this year used more than he paid.
8 posted on
06/25/2006 8:45:20 AM PDT by
queenkathy
(I can't think of anything for a tagline)
To: nuconvert
This must be common in the south; I once had to do a similar thing for a phone bill and the drugstore charges a small transaction fee; the line for that window was all the way to the door.
9 posted on
06/25/2006 8:55:56 AM PDT by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: Boxsford; Irish Rose; Ditter; kitkat
10 posted on
06/25/2006 9:09:10 AM PDT by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
ROFLMAO:
I wound up standing in line behind some moron who was investing his family's grocery money in some kind of state lottery transaction so complex as to require the full attention of ALL THREE store clerks for about 15 minutes, during which time I controlled my stress level by staring laser holes into the back of the moron's neck and shrieking silently, inside my head, WHY NOT SAVE YOURSELF SOME TIME? WHY NOT JUST SET YOUR MONEY ON FIRE?
11 posted on
06/25/2006 9:28:31 AM PDT by
proudpapa
(of three.)
To: nuconvert
You know how you sometimes make a pile of papers that you Definitely Have To Get To Soon, and then you avoid making eye contact with the pile for several weeks, secretly hoping -- you crazy optimist -- that a giant comet will strike the Earth and wipe out all human life and you won't have to deal with it? My electric bill was in a pile like that.
Great. Now I'm gonna be nervous here at work all day.
I have that pile, too.
12 posted on
06/25/2006 9:39:08 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: nuconvert; Allegra; Millee; Fla road trip
Re: When they're out to get you, keep cool... Whoa! Shut your mouth about my Lucille...
Compliments of Brian's Drive-in Theater
14 posted on
06/25/2006 9:45:59 AM PDT by
Bender2
(Gad! The inmates have control... And I'm trying to quit smoking!)
To: nuconvert
LOL!!!!
Sounds like a typical day for me haha!
15 posted on
06/25/2006 9:48:40 AM PDT by
KoRn
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