[Morgan in Denver]

You are a mean, rotten Republican person. (snicker, tear drips) Democrats would never treat me this way. They would create special funding and a college scholarship! Let alone welfare payments and subsidizing me to the tune of millions of dollars!

[rodguy911]

There is hope for you! Every August on Big Pine Key we literally have an orchestra that plays underwater,(on one of the stations I am on believe it or not) maybe I can get you a spot, so you can finally sing.