WOO-HOO!
You're FIRST!
I also think that something needs to be done about the New York Times. Crime scene tape and an FBI search would be good for starters.
Her: Did you hear that they found WMD's in Iraq?
Mr. Marple: That news came out a few days ago.
Her: How come I just heard about it? My husband and I watch the news every night on NBC!
Mr. Marple: Diane, they HATE the president. They won't report anything that would prove he is right.
Her: Now that you mention it, they do always seem to be pretty negative.
HA! Another convert from the Drive By Media!
Mr. Marple went on to tell her that they have kept this quiet as they want all of the WMD's secured, and the Presient has let all the democrats call him a liar in order to protect the troops. Then he told her that we were very fortunate to have such a man as president during these times, and we won't see his like again in our lifetime. He did good!